May 2013
charlamagnethagod:
The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via infinitycove)
chompyface:
i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
“It’s unbelievable how you can affect someone else so deeply and never know.”
– Susane Colasanti (via cytologic)
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
